Nerd Block Jr. Product Review


The Basics:

  • For ages 3 and up (product owners suggest 6+)
  • For 1 or more players
  • Variable game play length

Geek Skills:

  • Logical & Critical Decision Making
  • Reading & Writing
  • Imagination

Learning Curve:

  • Child – Easy
  • Adult – None

Theme & Narrative:

  • An assortment of toys for geeky little boys


  • Gamer Geeks not applicable!
  • Parent Geeks mixed!
  • Child Geeks mixed!


Nerd Block is a monthly subscription service that sends a block (it’s a box – marketing is being clever) full of goodies that are reportedly hand-picked by experts. Each monthly block is themed. Everything from comic book heroes to zombie hoards are covered. The offering we will be reviewing is Nerd Block Jr., a block specifically put together for the young gentleman Child Geek, ages 6 to 11. There is also a Nerd Block Jr. for the young ladies, ages 6 to 11. What can the Child Geeks expect to find in the block? Pop-culture goodies, geeky trinkets, and nerdy swag? Let’s find out!


What’s In the Box Block?

The blocks for the Child Geeks do not follow any specific theme, while more adult themed Nerd Blocks do. Instead, each Nerd Block Jr. offers a small taste of unique toys, recognizable favorites, and new delights. Each of the toys in this month’s block was judged by our Child Geeks for its fun and interest value. Then the Parent Geeks had a turn, determining if the toy had any redeeming value from a parent’s point-of-view. In short, we put the block through the grinder. Here’s what we found.


Official Sonic the Hedgehog Collector’s Edition Bouncy Ball by Sega

It’s blue and bounces. Enough said. The product’s label suggests it’s part of a collectors edition but fails to mention what that collection might be. Moot point, to be sure, since the real reason to have a super compressed bouncy ball is to bounce the bejesus out of it. And boy, ladies and gents, does it bounce. Even my 5-year-old could send that ball up in the air at a respectable height. For bouncy ball fanatics (if they exist), this is a fun little treat. Interestingly enough, my Child Geeks didn’t care one bit that the bouncy ball had the face of Sonic the Hedgehog.


For the Parent Geeks, the most frequent comment was “NOT IN THE HOUSE!”. As one Parent Geek put it, “I have no problems with bouncy balls, but this one is way too big and way to heavy for my floors. I want that thing outside.” Which, I suppose, is exactly what you’d expect any Parent Geek to say about a giant blue bouncy ball.

Adventure Time Mad Libs by Roger Price and Leonard Stern

If’ you’ve never had the pleasure of sitting in the back seat of the family vehicle without air conditioning during a hot summer day as your family went from one side of the continent to another, then you simply haven’t lived. I also doubt you recognize the simplistic genius of Mad Libs that made those summer family vacations bearable for me. The concept is simple. Using a pen or pencil, the Child Geek fills in blank spaces to complete a short story. The spaces to be filled include hints for what should be added. For example, “Noun”, “Part of the Body”, and “Verb”. Brilliantly, the first page of the little booklet quickly reminds the reader some basic grammar rules. The booklet also includes rules for solitaire play, as well as playing with a friend.

The older Child Geeks enjoyed taking the pad to a comfy corner, writing in the missing words, and then reading their story out loud to an audience of giggling peers. According to one Child Geek, “I think it’s hilarious how you can make the stories so funny.” The Child Geeks quickly learned that a pencil was the way to go and had a good time re-writing their stories to a point where the subject matter became questionable and adults had to step in.


The Parent Geeks were very pleased with the Mad Libs. One Parent Geek said, “Now this I like. It teaches grammar, spelling, strengthens creativity, and best of all, I can use it with my oldest and youngest children.” Which is to say, a parent can sit down with a child who is not yet writing or reading and they can both fill out the story together. The Parent Geeks seem to enjoy the Mad Libs, despite the many fart and poop jokes it created.

Side note: The Child Geeks learned that “poop” and “fart” could be both a noun and a verb. Minds. Blown.

Crashlings Series 1 4 Pack-Insect by Crashlings

Tiny and purposely ugly, the Crashlings are small, rubber and plastic creatures that fit in slightly bigger rubber and plastic spheres (referred to as “Meteors”). The toy is meant to be played with as well as collected (collect all 150, folks), with individual Crashlings identified as Common, Rare, Ultra Rare, and Special Edition. The toy in the box includes not 1 but 4 Crashlings to help aspiring collectors get a jump on the competition. The toy also comes with instructions for 5 different games that can be played using the Crashlings, which are summarized here.

  • Meteor Stack: A game for 2 or more players, where the objective is to balance 3 Meteors in a stack before your opponents.
  • Meteor Catch: A game for 1 player, where the rubber portion of the Meteor is “popped” up in the air and caught in a cup. As the game progresses, the player is directed to use a smaller cup, making the act of catching he Meteor more difficult.
  • Space Jump: A game for 2 or more players, where each player attempts to make their Meteor pop higher than their opponents.
  • Tic-Tac Crash: A game for 2 players, where the players engage in a rousing game of Tic-Tac-Toe using the Meteors instead of “X’s” and “O’s”.
  • Crash and Smash Bowling: A game for 1 or more players, where the Crashlings are placed on one end of a table or floor and the player rolls their Meteor towards them, attempting to knock over as many as possible.

Overall, the Child Geeks didn’t care much for the games and the Crashlings didn’t keep their interest for very long. The rubber portion of the Meteor was the star of the show and the Child Geeks enjoyed making it pop as high as possible, but even the popping stopped being fun after a short amount of time. As one Child Geek put it, “It’s OK, I guess.”


The Parent Geeks were neither impressed or unimpressed. One Parent Geek said, “I think this is a throwaway toy. I certainly don’t want these things all over my house.” The Parent Geek geeks didn’t see much value in the toy itself, but nor did they think it was bad. Another Parent Geek said, “I remember collecting M.U.S.C.L.E.S. when I was a kid. Drove my mom nuts, but I loved them. I think these toys are kind of like that.”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Heroclix by WizKids

Every Child Geek knew who Captain American was, but few knew who the Winter Soldier (or Bucky) was. None of the Child Geeks thought it mattered, however, and instead focused on what they all collectively knew. The Heroclix was awesome. Detailed, colorful, and best of all, usable in fun miniature games, the Heroclix was by far the most impressive toy in the block and hotly contested over. While few of the Child Geeks recognized the solder behind Captain America as Bucky, all of the Child Geeks recognized the dial on the figure’s base and the game for which it belonged. After the fighting and yelling stopped, the Child Geeks began to share the Heroclix, but it was clear that they really didn’t want to.


Some Parent Geeks didn’t know that the Heroclix was part of a larger game at first. One Parent Geek said, “I don’t understand. What is this dial for? Do kids just play with this? Not a very good toy.” A number of other Parent Geeks who were familiar with the game did recognize the figure and gushed over it. A few of the Parent Geeks even asked if they could have it. Hilarious. As one of these Parent Geeks said, “I think this is a great example of toy that can be introduced to any age and be a gateway into something bigger. May I have it?”


Maggie the Monster by Monster Factory

I’ll be honest. I have no idea what this toy is about and none of our Child Geeks did, either. A quick spin on the Interweb revealed that this stuffed toy is a monster who is hardwired to dance like a maniac. The look in the toy’s eyes clearly communicates that something is not right, confirming the “maniac” attribute. Maggie the Monster is either highly caffeinated or on some sort of illegal drug(s). Either way, the toy that is meant for Child Geeks as young as 3-years-old didn’t make any friends. All of our Child Geeks rejected Maggie, which might not have been a very smart move. Maggie does look, after all, crazy and goodness knows what she is capable of doing.


The Parent Geeks wanted the little plush toy to be put someplace where it could no longer be seen. Or it could be seen looking at the Parent Geeks. As one Parent Geek put it, “This is just creepy. Why is this a kids toy? It looks like a half-crazed junkie.” Another Parent Geek said, “Not sure what this is supposed to be, but it’s not really something I could see my kids wanting…or me tolerating.”

Sorry, Maggie. Please don’t stab us.

To learn more about Nerd Block and Nerd Block Jr., visit the product’s website.

Final Word

Overall, the Child Geeks enjoyed the toys in the block, but not to a point where anything but the Mad Libs and Heroclix made a strong and long-lasting impression. Everything else in the block, from bouncy ball to the world’s scariest stuffed monster toy for 3-year-olds, was forgotten and discarded. One Child Geek summed it up nicely saying, “The toys were interesting, and it was fun to see some new stuff, but I want to go outside and play now.” Not sure if he played with the bouncy ball or not.

The general consensus from the Parent Geeks was a big “meh”. According to one Parent Geek, “Admittedly, I’m not the target market here, but I just don’t see my kids being interested in any of this stuff.” Another Parent Geek said, “Maggie is horrific, the bouncy ball is trouble, and I see the Crashlings becoming passé in a day. The only items of real interest is the Heroclix and the Mad Libs. In my opinion, the Mad Libs is the best.” While the Parent Geeks were impressed and excited about the block concept, their first impression of what the block could offer wasn’t great. As one Parent Geek put it, “Neat idea, but no. This is not something I’d be interested to invest in. It’s just stuff that I don’t think will keep my kid’s attention or bring him joy.”

Overall, a lukewarm introduction to the Nerd Block Jr. line, but one block does not a true impression make. Each month is a virtual potpourri of geeky toys that span a wide range. Which makes total sense. It’s difficult to please individuals when you are serving the masses. This block didn’t hit the target, but next month’s might.

Based on the one block we were provided, the toys it contained, and the response from both our Child Geeks and Parent Geeks, I am hesitant to recommend Nerd Block Jr. for boys. It had an interesting assortment, but the contents failed to spark enough imagination, entertainment, and enjoyment to be of true interest. A swing and a miss for an otherwise solid offering? Perhaps, but only time and more blocks will tell. This block was for April. The block for May might be a home run.

For now, the toys that came in the block were of intense interest for a short time and now inhabit the corners, shelves, and back closets of my home, forgotten and discarded.

Remember…Maggie is always watching…waiting…judging.


This product was given to Father Geek as a review copy. Father Geek was not paid, bribed, wined, dined, or threatened in vain hopes of influencing this review. Such is the statuesque and legendary integrity of Father Geek.

Tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

About Cyrus

Editor in Chief, Owner/Operator, Board Game Fanatic, Father of Three, and Nice Guy, Cyrus has always enjoyed board, card, miniature, role playing, and video games, but didn't get back into the hobby seriously until early 2000. Once he did, however, he was hooked. He now plays board games with anyone and everyone he can, but enjoys playing with his children the most. Video games continue to be of real interest, but not as much as dice and little miniatures. As he carefully navigates the ins and outs of parenting, he does his very best to bestow what wisdom he has and help nurture his children's young minds. It is his hope and ambition to raise three strong, honorable men who will one day go on to do great things and buy their Mom and Dad a lobster dinner. Cyrus goes by the handle fathergeek on Board Game Geek. You can also check him out on Yes, he has a URL that is his name. His ego knows no bounds, apparently....

2 Responses to Nerd Block Jr. Product Review

  1. I had seriously been considering Nerd Block as a gift for my favorite Nerd Nephew – in our family we embrace our geekness and encourage it’s development at a young age 🙂 – UNTIL I saw that this company still prescribes to the sexist idea that Geeks & Nerds are divisible by gender…..there are a lot of ways to categorize the many factions of geek out there, but “BOY” vs “GIRL” should not be one of them.

    • Cyrus says:

      You make an excellent point. There is no need to drive a wedge between “boy” and “girl” when it comes to geek culture. Marketing loves targeting demographics, however, and trying to manage a market for children with unisex toys is difficult. Especially when the toy market itself is already divided by gender and then again by age. If I put on my marketing and sales hat, it makes perfect sense to make one block for the gents and one for the ladies. If I put on my fez and bow tie, I don’t see the need.

      That being said, the company does provide themed boxes that don’t take into account gender. Give those a try.

      Thank you very much for taking the time to read the article and leave a thoughtful comment, Sharen.

Have an opinion? Like what you read? Thought it was rubbish? Leave a comment!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.