To be a goblin means two things. First, you're blessed with the inability to truly understand or appreciate danger. Some would consider this a fault, but goblins consider themselves to be very brave. Second, goblins have wonderful kings who tell them what to do. For example, charge a dragon. Having such wise leaders means goblins don't have to think much, which is good, because thinking hurts. Get ready to lead your goblins to victory and certain chaos. Continue reading →